BOOK STARTERS VOL.29 ( DAMNED ) ( CHUCK PALAHNIUK ) ( DEATH THEMES )
- ❛ What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven. Earth is earth. Dead is dead. You’ll find out for yourself soon enough. ❜
- ❛ Death is a long process. Your body is just the first part of you that croaks. Beyond that, your dreams have to die. Then your expectations. Your anger and memories must die. Your ego. Your pride and shame and ambition and hope. ❜
- ❛ Help me give up my addiction to hope. ❜
- ❛ Life is short, death is forever. ❜
- ❛ Hope is something really tough and tenacious you have to give up. It’s an addiction to break. ❜
- ❛ If the living are haunted by the dead, then the dead are haunted by their own mistakes. ❜
- ❛ We all wish to be pursued. We all long to be desired. ❜
- ❛ All the demons of hell formerly reigned as gods in previous cultures. No it’s not fair, but one man’s god is another man’s devil. ❜
- ❛ I can become someone else, not out of pressure and desperation, but merely because a new life sounds fun or interesting or joyful. ❜
- ❛ It’s my petty fear of personal rejection that allows so many true evils to exist. My cowardice enables atrocities. ❜
- ❛ You fucked up. Game over. So just relax. ❜
- ❛ The greatest weapon any warrior can carry into battle is absolute certainty of her eternal soul. ❜
- ❛ If killing you will end my existence as well, be it. Small loss. Such a life, as your puppet, is not worth living. ❜
- ❛ I might be a touch of a sadist and a little bit jejune but at least I’m not a victim, not any longer. I hope. ❜
- ❛ Dying seems like the greatest weakness, and in a world where people say you’re lazy for not shaving your legs, then being dead seems like the ultimate character flaw. ❜
- ❛ Any concept of right versus wrong, is merely a cultural construct relative to one specific time and place. ❜
- ❛ To prove that I exist I must kill you. ❜
- ❛ I’d say that my life has been a way-too-long case history of chasing rainbows. ❜
- ❛ The world is a battle for attention, a war to be heard. ❜
- ❛ Every garden looks beautiful in May. ❜
- ❛ When we neglect to fear such brittle monstrosity, we render it powerless. ❜
- ❛ My taste for power continues to grow, as does my ability to accrue it. ❜
- ❛ Such language! Why don’t you just take a dump in my ears? ❜
- ❛ You’d be foolish to count on people displaying high standards of honesty. ❜
- ❛ Depending on her mood, she can be more frightening than any demon or devil you might ever run across. ❜
- ❛ Cross your fingers! Maybe death won’t happen to you. ❜
- ❛ Do not die while wearing cheap shoes. ❜
- ❛ Old habits die hard. ❜
- ❛ It’s our attachments to a fixed identity that torture us. ❜
- ❛ What do I think I am? In a thousand words; I don’t have a clue. ❜
scandal sentence starters aka lots of angst, sex, and murder.
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❝ It’s only day 2 for this shirt, and these panties are fresh from the dryer. ❞
❝ I don’t need you to forgive me. I haven’t done anything wrong. ❞
❝ I’ve always forgiven you until now. ❞
❝ I can never tell if you’re lying. I can never trust my gut when it comes to you. ❞
❝ Are you spying on me? You don’t trust me? ❞
❝ How do I choose the box to bury my friend in? ❞
❝ If he dies, he can’t talk. Dead men tell no tales. ❞
❝ When you walk in here, you make me hope. Hoping is bad for me, so do not come back here unless you are back for good. ❞
❝ When it’s your turn, you can talk, but right now, be quiet. Let yourself be kissed. ❞
❝ It’s always his turn, despite the fact that I’m the one you like to ride, that I’m the one that makes you moan, that I’m the one who reaches you in places that he can’t begin to touch. ❞
❝ We can hide in the shadows or we can stand in the light. ❞
❝ I’m not gonna live in your apartment, waiting to service you. I have things to do. I’m busy. But, I did book a nice hotel suite for booty calls. ❞
❝ Do you actually think I give a damn what anyone thinks of me anymore? ❞
❝ A broken heart is a broken heart; to take a measure is cruelty. ❞
❝ You can’t summon me. You are not in charge of me. ❞
❝ Did you think I’d want you back? ❞
❝ I am less than interested in whatever it is you have to offer. ❞
❝ You thought I would be dragged in here and I’d lay eyes on you and I’d gasp, and I’d rip off all my clothes and crawl on my knees over to you and beg you to take me, that I’d be some kind of sad porn fantasy. ❞
❝ I could have anything I wanted, and I wanted you. You can laugh at it and make fun of me, but the truth is, nobody else wants you. ❞
❝ I’ve lost too much. I’ve given up too much. I’m not even a person anymore. ❞
❝ I’m not like you. I’m sorry you miss me, but I’m not like you. ❞
❝ Why are you picking a fight with me today? ❞
❝ You’re thirsty, but you’re not here for a drink.❞
❝ You’re here because you want what you’ve been fantasizing about ever since you left the other night. ❞
❝ I can give you what you want just the way you want it. ❞
❝ You either go home alone and try your own hand at quenching that thirst or go upstairs with me and replace that dry lump in your throat with something much more satisfying. ❞
❝ Trust me; I will be the one standing over you when you die. ❞
❝ You keep secrets from me. You make me feel small. ❞
❝ Burying yourself in work isn’t always the best thing when you lose someone. ❞
❝ I’ve got enough blood on my hands already. ❞
❝ Don’t ever leave me like that again. I almost didn’t survive. I almost died without you. ❞
❝ You have been waiting for this moment from the second I got in bed with her. ❞
❝ It doesn’t matter what the truth is, does it? The only thing that matters is that I put my hands where you think they don’t belong, and now I’m in chains. ❞
❝ I am going to have you destroyed. ❞
❝ He’s a predator, an animal, a killing machine, and just because you’ve decided to turn a blind eye to that doesn’t make it any less true. ❞
❝ I think you want me to be guilty. Guilty lets you hate me for things you’re not allowed to hate me for. ❞
❝ If there’s any part of you, any part of you at all, that believes that I’m telling you the truth, you’ll help me. ❞
❝ You may have never heard what it sounds like when she wakes up screaming from a nightmare, but I have, and it’s awful. ❞
❝ The truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a while, but it’s not gonna go away. ❞
❝ Since us bitches have got to get through this dog and pony show, I’m gonna need you to sit down, shut up, and follow my lead. ❞
❝ Is she right about you having nightmares? ❞
❝ Don’t let love cloud your judgment. ❞
❝ We both know in the end you’re not going to choose me. And that’s okay. I want you to know, I need you to know, not choosing me is okay. ❞
❝ I keep my promises. I will watch the life fade from your eyes. ❞
❝ I love her. Does that matter to you at all? ❞
❝ It stops you every time, the arrogance, the need to swagger, to show everyone who you are. ❞
❝ True power hides in plain sight. ❞
❝ You and I are ruined. We don’t have a chance now. Too much has happened. ❞
❝ I know you’re trying to be rational, and I understand why, but you can’t pretend this is okay. ❞
❝ I mean, I figure we have two choices here - we can either pretend this unbearable sexual tension doesn’t exist, or we can address it head-on. ❞
❝ You are beautiful. The face that launched a thousand ships. ❞
❝ What is it that is so special about you? You have so much power over him. He revolves around you. ❞
❝ He needed you. He was in pain. He wanted to die. ❞
❝ I could protect him from everyone. Except you. ❞
❝ I wanted to shoot him. I didn’t, but I wanted to. I wanted to kill him. I wanted him dead. ❞
❝ I’m very powerful, you know. Some women would find that a turn-on. ❞
❝ Let’s just say I’m in a giving mood tonight. ❞
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* — — VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ’
‘ can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!! ’
‘ go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick ’
‘ you better stop! biTCH STOP ’
‘ do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on ’
‘ what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’
‘ it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party ’
‘ anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce? ’
‘ I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH ’
‘ BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT ’
‘ and they were roommates! ’
‘ oh my god, they were roommates ’
‘ oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife ’
‘ this bitch empty YEET!!!! ’
‘ WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE ’
‘ THEY ARE MY CROCS ’
‘ bitch disgusting ’
‘ yeaaah. yeAAAAAH. ’
‘ so no head? ’
‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU! ’
‘ i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it. ’
‘ ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this ’
‘ aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant! ’
‘ what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker ’
‘ give me my hat back, jordan! ’
‘ do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!? ’
‘ i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?! ’
‘ look at all those chickens ’
‘ i smell like beef ’
‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room ’
‘ actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids. ’
‘ is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book ’
‘ mom, i’m peein on myself ’
‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch ’
‘ honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then ’
‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’
‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’
‘ two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay! ’
‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’
‘ i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO ’
‘ you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened ’
‘ if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand ’
‘ i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES ’
‘ waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read ’
‘ whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE ’
‘ oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT ’
‘ is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!! ’
‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon ’
‘ it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH ’
‘ there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child! ’
‘ get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado ’
‘ *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin ’
‘ hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow ’
‘ babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you ’
‘ todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP. ’
‘ whAT’S UP FUCKERS ’
‘ FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY ’
‘ he needs some milk! ’
‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie ’
‘ yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY ’
‘ oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up! ’
‘ hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’
‘ honey, you got a big storm comin ’
‘ i wanna fucking DIE ’
‘ road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does ’
‘ the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing ’
‘ welcome back to me screaming ’
‘ you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck! ’
‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’
